1.03.2007

Daddy Diddy's Birth Announcement

As a follow up to the bling bling baby shower, Diddy made a video to announce the December 21 birth of his twin girls to his 665,267 "friends"on his myspace page, where he defines himself as a "Princess Maker".

Over background vocals of Cheryl Pepsii Riley, Diddy expains that he flew in for the birth from a film shoot and how he and girlfriend, Kim, honored their grandmothers by creating variations of their names. The video is complete with Hooked on Phonics style graphics so that nobody trips up and misspells them. Would I be wrong to predict that the old fashioned baby naming trend might go ghetto fabulous in 2007?

Congrats, Diddy! And thanks for sparing us the shot of your entire entourage nodding their heads and sipping champagne around the birthing tub. No, really. Thank you.

3 comments:

Christopher Chambers said...

Remember in A Soldier's Story, how Adolphe Ceaser's character described killing a black soldier in WWI for cooning "for the good of the race." Can we murder Diddy? Would that truly be a sin?

Christopher Chambers said...

Of course, causing CJ's suicide later in WWII was a sin (I'm still talking about A Solder Story)...

nyc/caribbean ragazza said...

D'lila? Jessie James?


I think Porter Combs would have had a nice ring to it.